Please Larger Again! | Spoof Story

One day, there was a boy sat together with his girlfriend.

“We are break now,” said that girl.

“What?! Break?”

“We have been angry each other since several months ago, you know. Do you realized it?” the girl starting angry.

“Ya, I just thought you were in PMS,” the boy tried to make a funny atmosphere. *PMS = Pra-MenStruations*

“I think you’re in PMS,”

“I can’t PMS, honey,”

“Do you feel something? We are different right now. It’s not like before,” the girl try to explain something.

“Ya, ya, there is no man can always same forever,” answered the boy.

“No, it is not. We are different. It’s like … “

“Expired?” the boy tried to make funny again.

“Okay we are break!” forced the girl.

“Okay if that’s you want” the boy answered quickly.

“Okay if like that, I am out of here. I wanna go,” the girl answered angry.

“Okay just go,” the boy answered quickly. “Umm umm wait wait, I forgot to bring my wallet, do you wanna pay this drinks ot no?” the boy continue.

“Okay it’s fine,” the girl answered quickly again.

“Okay thank you,” the boy answered quickly again.

“Okay you’re welcome,” the girl answered quickly again.

“Umm umm car’s fuel also almost unavailable. Can I borrow some money?” the boy asked.

“Okay how much?” the girl answered almost angry and quickly.

“Okay $20,” the boy answered quickly following by a bit angry.

Then the girl opened her wallet and took some money then put it on the table.

“Okay here,” said the girl answered quickly and full of forced.

“Okay thank you,” the boy answered quickly again.

“Okay you’re welcome,” the girl answered quickly again.

“Okay,” the boy again.

“Okay,” the girl again.

Finally, the girl was get out of the cafe and go to somewhere. The boy back to his sat and took his phone to call his friend –boy also- while his friend was in a minimarket.

“Hey, I was right yo. Finally, I also broke. After six months we were dating finally we also broke,” Said the boy.

“Oh you already six months with her. Wow, it’s mean she is the longest girl you dated,” said his friend while he was try to find something in a minimarket.

“I can’t be like this forever, boss. Imagine, I thought she was the best for me …” said the boy.

“Wait. Bro. Excuse me, mam. Mam,” said his friend to one of officer in minimarket.

A girl officer had come to serve the boy’s friend.

“Yes, sir?” asked the girl officer.

“Is there other pembalut? Ummm that bigger,” said the boy’s friend to the officer.

“Hahaha what happen with you, boss? So finally, you got menstruation now. Hahaha,” the boy laughing.

“Oh no. Wanda asked me to buy it. Okay, back to your problem ya. That’s easy. You only have not found a match girl yet. Your soul mate.” his friend answered.

The girl officer still tried to find a bigger

“We’re already different. Ya how to be a soul mate?” said the boy.

The girl officer strill tried hard to find the requestesd thing.

“Huh, boy, boy. You know that every person that wanna be success have to has friend that can make they success.” The boy’s friend still talk with his friend while the girl officer started confused to find the requested thing. “For your loving problems, it’s all the same with it.” Continue the boy’s friend.

“For loving problems, I just try to stop first. I wouldn’t talk about it for a while,” said the boy.

“Huh? Boy, boy? Your voice can’t be heard. The signal error. Please larger!” said his friend. At same time, the girl officer shook the pembalut to the boy’s friend. She thought that the requested thing is too small size so that she back to find another.
“Oh ya. I just zzzzztttt first zzzz no relationship zzzzttt,” the boy’s answer was not heard clearly.

“Hello? Please larger again!” the boy’s friend tried to give instruction. At same time again, the girl officer had found the larger size, which is the extra one. The girl poked the boy’s friend.

“It’s already the extra one, sir,” said the girl officer to the boy’s friend.

“It’s already larger or ye? Hello? Already larger? Halo?”

By Muhammad Yossi Hadiyoso

The Story was adapted from Malam Minggu Miko short movie.